SIT DOWN STAND UP COMEDY OF THE 1 & ONLY PART 2

Añadido: May 17, 2008

De: the1andonlyknight

Duración: 10:0

This stand up sit down COMEDY routine unlike any you have ever seen! Because this is not some pre-written script! And fo-sho as the Love the Light and the Way always says, this is not Peter Palpin being clever! Never could he in a Godzillion times a Godzillion years do stand up comedy like this all day everyday non stop! Pop after mother fucking pop, until the Ugly, the Smugly and Down Wrong Fugly drop to their mother fucking knee's and say, "OK WE KNOW FOR SURE HE'S CHANNELING THE ONE AND ONLY PURE! BECAUSE THERE HAS NEVER BEEN ANY MAN OR WO-MAN THAT CAN DO STAND UP COMEDY 24 HOURS A DAY 7 DAYS A WEEK 360 DAYS A YEAR, WITH OUT MISSING A BEAT OR REPEATING A JOKE, UN LIKE ALL THE BLOKS THAT ARE SIGNED TO AGENTS, MANAGERS, ATTORNEYS, PR REPS, AND ALL THE REST OF THE SET THAT PETER PALPIN CAN'T FIND EVEN ONE REP IN ANY OF THE MULTI-MEDIA FOR SURE NOT GREED-IA SET! BECAUSE ANYONE WITH A HEART KNOWS FOR SURE TALENT LIKE THIS WOULD LURE IN MORE BUCKS AND EVEN FUCKS THAN THE FAKE BRUCE ALMIGHTY DID FOR UNIVERSAL AND TOM SHADY-QUACK, BUT FOR LACK OF A BETTER HEART THEY STARTED THIS BLACK BALL LIST IN LOST ANGEL LESS TO STOP ALL THIS MORE THAN OBVIOUS KISS OF BLISS! CAUSE YOU ALL KNOW FO-SHO, THERE IS NOT NO MAN OR WO-MAN THAT CAN DO ALL THIS 24 HOURS A DAY, 7 DAYS A WEEK, WITH OUT MISSSING ONE MOTHER FUCKING BEAT OR RE-PETE! BUT YOU ARE ALL SO FULL OF DECIEPT AND DECEPTION, AND I GUESS YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT 222 LIFETIMES OF REDEMPTION, WHICH WE DID NOT OR DO NOT EVER FAIL TO MENTION! SO IF ANY OF YOU KNOW ANYONE THAT CAN DO A NEW STAND UP ROUNTINE LIKE THIS KISS OF BLISS ALL DAY EVERY DAY! THEN COME ON MISS O TO SHOW THE WHOLE WORLD WHAT THEY ALL KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW! AND SPILL YOU GUTS WHILE SITTING ON A LIE DETECTOR TEST BECAUSE THEY WORK BEST THEY'RE 99.999999% MORE THAN ACCURATE! AND THAT IS THE FACTS OF IT! AND TELL ME THE ONE AND ONLY IN JUST THIS SHORT LITTLE OVERLY SIMPLE ROUTINE LIKE NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN FROM ME THE ONE AND ONLY WITCH SHOWS UN-HOLY-WOOD CAUGHT WITH THEIR PANTS DOWN THAT UGLY, SMUGLY, FUGLY TOWN WHO ARE TRYING TO BRING DOWN PETER PALPIN THE CLOWN OF THE TOWN! AND SO LET THIS MORE THAN COMEDY ROUTINE RECORD SHOW ALL THOSE ON THE DOWN LOW! IF PETER PALPIN IS NOT BLACK LISTED, THEN STEP UP TO THE PLATE AND INLIST HIM, IN OTHER WORD START BOOKING HIM COMEDY DATES! AND MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT COMEDY CENTRAL WE HEARD YOU WERE PART OF THE BLACK BALL LIST! SO IF YOU ARE NOT PART OF THOSE FISTICUFS THEN GIVE US A CALL WERE RIGHT DOWN THE HALL AND TELL US! BUT IF YOU DON'T THEN YOU ARE JUST TELLING AND SPELLING TO THE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD! "LOOK AT US, COMEDY CENTRAL, WE BLACK BALLED SWEETER PETER PALPIN BECAUSE HE HAS SUCH A SMALL PENCIL! OR WAS THIS ACT MORE THAN ESSENTIAL? OR DOES THIS GUY PETER PALPIN HAVE NO MOTHER FUCKIN POTENTIAL! OR ARE ALL OF YOU MORE THAN EM-BARE-ASSED CAUSE YOU KNOW WE ARE GOING TO KEEP MORE THAN DANGLING ALL THESE MORE THAN SPIRITUAL CARROTS?

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